Stevie Quote #134
Quote from Stevie in The Plant
Stevie: I think you're really gonna like it here. It's clean, and the service is good. Yeah. Anyway, I'm just staying here as a guest.
Mr. Kaplan: It's always good to know who your neighbours are in a place like this, you know, it's kind of a roll of the dice, but, uh, you seem somewhat normal.
Stevie: Thank you for saying that. Everyone agreed that I was the normal one in my cell-block at the women's prison, so.
Mr. Kaplan: Oh, wow. Which prison? Maybe you know my wife. I don't -I'm kidding. I don't have a wife. Anymore.
Stevie: Oh, disappeared?
Mr. Kaplan: I'll never stop looking.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Plant’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Patrick: I've actually seen a few photos of this place, it looks pretty good.
David: Yeah, the facade would indicate otherwise, but I trust you on this.
Patrick: Oh. You know, when I moved here and got a room with Ray, I didn't know how long I was gonna be staying.
David: Mmm-hmm.
Patrick: And now here we are.
Ray: For me this is bittersweet because on the one hand, I could lose you as a roommate, Patrick, but on the other, I would gain the commission.
Quote from Moira
Jocelyn: I'm here! I got a sitter!
Moira: Oh, Jocelyn, I'm afraid that dirigible has ascended.
Jocelyn: But I'm here on time.
Moira: Yes, you are, but we started an hour early. Ronnie has a massage.
Jocelyn: You moved the rehearsal for Ronnie's massage?
Moira: Well, it was also conducive to Twyla's schedule. It's hard for her to juggle, what with the cafe.
Jocelyn: Oh, is it hard for her? To juggle? And none of you here thought to tell me about this little time change?
Moira: You said you couldn't make it because of the bébé.
Quote from Ray
Patrick: Fireplace?
David: Yeah, which I'm sure would heat the room quite quickly, considering it's just one big open space.
Patrick: I like the exposed brick. It's actually a pretty decent size.
David: Yeah. Speaking of size, Ray, I've yet to see a closet. Is there a is there a walk-in that I'm missing?
Ray: Oh, the closet is right over here. This is what small-space realtors refer to as, a "step-in" closet.