Moira Quote #555
Quote from Moira in Love Letters
Moira: But why are you reading them now?
Johnny: [sighs] I was missing you, so I took out the letters, because reading them made me feel like you were still here with me.
Moira: Oh, you're too sweet. Unfortunately, we're going to have to stick with my version of the events.
Johnny: What? Why would we do that?
Moira: I don't want anyone thinking I wrote these!
Johnny: Well, I don't want people thinking I'm reading some other woman's love letters!
Moira: Well, it'll give you an edge. No one will ever accuse you of being vanilla again.
Johnny: Who's saying that?
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