Stevie Quote #133
Quote from Stevie in Love Letters
Patrick: Officer, they mentioned there was a weapon involved.
Police Officer: Can you describe the weapon?
David: You describe it.
Stevie: Well, if there was a weapon, it was concealed.
David: Yeah, so you know, it's it's sort of hard to describe a concealed weapon.
Stevie: Yeah, I mean, if we could tell you what it looked like, he wouldn't be doing a good job of concealing it.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Love Letters’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Patrick: It just doesn't make any sense. I mean, I can understand taking the wine, but who steals a jar of tapenade? And the brie?!
David: Yeah, the brie. Stevie? The brie?
Stevie: Well, at least we know if the cops don't get him, his cholesterol will.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Look at you all dressed up, Mr. Sporty Spice.
Ted: Uh yeah, I'm dressed for the run that we're supposed to be going on, but I don't think you can run in those.
Alexis: Tell that to me at 21, escaping the yakuza.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Jocelyn!
Jocelyn: Moira, you're back. Did you just let yourself in?
Moira: I have been knocking on your door since the beginning of time! Although now that I'm standing here, it's equally possible that I didn't knock at all. I suppose we'll never know, will we?