David Quote #369
Quote from David in Love Letters
David: You know, I've never been robbed before, and I had friends that lived in Brooklyn.
Stevie: Yeah that was a robbery, right? I mean, we were robbed. Right?
David: Yeah! Someone walked out of here with two bags of product, I mean, I don't know what else you'd call it.
Stevie: I mean, he had a weapon, right?
David: Yeah! Yes. I mean, it must've been in his pocket, because he used both hands to carry the bags out of the store, but...
Stevie: I can't believe you just offered him the wine.
David: You offered him the skincare. I mean, we don't know what was going on under that mask! He could've had perfect skin.
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Quote from Stevie
Patrick: It just doesn't make any sense. I mean, I can understand taking the wine, but who steals a jar of tapenade? And the brie?!
David: Yeah, the brie. Stevie? The brie?
Stevie: Well, at least we know if the cops don't get him, his cholesterol will.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Look at you all dressed up, Mr. Sporty Spice.
Ted: Uh yeah, I'm dressed for the run that we're supposed to be going on, but I don't think you can run in those.
Alexis: Tell that to me at 21, escaping the yakuza.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Jocelyn!
Jocelyn: Moira, you're back. Did you just let yourself in?
Moira: I have been knocking on your door since the beginning of time! Although now that I'm standing here, it's equally possible that I didn't knock at all. I suppose we'll never know, will we?