Roland Quote #161
Quote from Roland in The Crowening
Johnny: So no one thought to tell me about the team lunch today?
Stevie: Oh, we tried. You just couldn't hear us over the sound of the lawnmower.
Roland: Yeah, lawnmower, as in mowing the lawn, which is also my job.
Johnny: Am I supposed to be reading between the lines here?
Stevie: Well, I think we were just wondering if maybe the fact that you're so invigorated to work lately is because Mrs. Rose is gone, and you're trying to fill a...
Roland: Fill a big, black empty hole in your life. Is that pretty much what you were trying to say there, Stevie?
Stevie: Maybe not quite like that, but...
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