Johnny Quote #210
Quote from Johnny in Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose
Alexis: What is everybody yelling about?
Johnny: Well, we have a Christmas tree, but no decorations because your brother's a cheap-ass! And right now we have the most un-Christmassy looking room, that'll soon be filled with party guests... Speaking of, how's the guest list coming, Alexis?
Alexis: I don't know, you tell me.
Johnny: Why would I tell you? You were in charge of the guest list.
Alexis: Well, it's hard to be in charge of the guest list, if no one's given it to me yet.
Johnny: Why would anybody give it to you? You were in charge of making it!
Alexis: Making it? I thought you wanted me to handle it? Like, work the door, make sure nobody gets in that isn't on the list!
Johnny: It's Christmas Eve, Alexis! Who's going out crashing other people's Christmas parties?
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: What have we here?
Ted: Ah, it's just a bit of a tradition at Christmas parties that I have with my friends. See, we do a cookie competition, and then the winner gets to take home all of the leftovers to their families on Christmas Day.
Alexis: So cute. I basically did exactly the same thing with my friends once. But instead of cookies, it was whatever we could find in our parents' medicine cabinets, and instead of a Christmas party, it was an old boot factory in Krakow.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Tell me this, sweetheart, have I asked you for a lot this year?
Moira: It depends, are we talking emotionally?
Johnny: [sighs] You know, in the old days, I stood by your side no matter how you wanted to spend the holidays. Whether it was heading to Miami for Puff Daddy's Poolside White Party, or that uncomfortable tree trimming at Arnold and Maria's. How 'bout the night you wore your fur coat to the PETA Christmas Fundraiser?
Moira: I heard Peter Fundraiser. Bogdanovich loved a mink.
Quote from Stevie
Patrick: Are we supposed to be doing anything for this party?
David: Um, yes, decorations, but even if we could still afford Nate Berkus, I'd burned that bridge in Ibiza.
Patrick: Okay, but we have plenty of decorations here, so.
David: Yeah, that are for sale. We're not just giving away our inventory.
Stevie: Wow. So, what time is the Ghost of Christmas Past coming to visit you tonight?