Alexis Quote #306
Quote from Alexis in The Rollout
Alexis: What is happening?
Mutt: I don't know, I just thought we were here, it's raining, felt like nothing had changed.
Alexis: Yeah, I can see how you would make that leap, but things have changed for me.
Mutt: That's cool.
Alexis: We did have some fun in here, though.
Mutt: Yeah, we did. You were quite the heartbreaker.
Alexis: Yeah. Not like, super proud of that, but...
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Rollout’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Judge: Juror 75, you were asked if you had any personal conflicts that might affect your judgments of this case.
Moira: I don't know these people. I don't know these people. The fact that my own world was ripped out from under me, by someone like this prick of a prestidigitator? I should think would help the court in the quest to make a fair judgment. [crowd murmurs] May I approach the bench, please?
Judge: No, you may not. The Court thanks and excuses Prospective Juror 75.
Quote from Moira
Lawyer: Ma'am, can you assure my client and the Court, that you would, to the best of your ability, uphold the law if selected for jury duty?
Moira: Affirmative. Mmm-hmm.
Lawyer: Do you have any life experiences similar to the facts of this case, that might affect your judgment?
Moira: Well, there was that summer that Jimmy Smits stole my heart on stage in a workshop-only production of "An Officer and a Gentleman". I suppose that might be called emotional embezzlement?
Lawyer: So your answer is no.
Quote from Ted
Ted: [talking to dogs] Just be outgoing, be open, and show them your best self. And don't worry, I'll be vetting everyone in advance.
Alexis: Hi.
Ted: Hi. How long have you been standing there?
Alexis: Um, long enough.
Ted: Yeah, I was just giving them a little "pup talk".