Alexis Quote #300
Quote from Alexis in Baby Sprinkle
Klair: Oh my god! I almost totally forgot! I have a job for you.
Alexis: Are you serious?
Klair: Yeah. I just like, I can't talk about it around Albany, because she needs to get fired first, so basically the job is yours, if you want it. It's a junior PR position, but you could totally climb the ladder. Look, take your time, just let me know by tomorrow.
Alexis: By tomorrow?
Klair: Hmm, yeah, we're gonna get a super early start, so make sure you find me before 2 pm.
Alexis: Oh wow, okay. It's just like, all happening so fast, 'cause I'd have to like, pack, and find a place to stay.
Klair: Oh my god, don't even worry about that. You can totally stay at my dad's place. He hasn't lived there for like 15 years. I think he started a new family, or something.
Alexis: Oh.
Klair: So it would be you, and my dad's ex-wife. But don't worry about her, she's two years younger than us, and like super chill.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Baby Sprinkle’ Quotes
Quote from David
David: Okay, now this game is called sleepy mommy. Jocelyn's sitting on the couch, she's our sleepy mommy. Now mommy's had a very hard day with baby, and needs a bit of a break. And that's where we come in. We're each gonna take turns popping pills into mommy's mouth. Now unfortunately, these are breath mints, we couldn't afford actual benzo's, but the person that does get the most tranqs into mommy's mouth, will walk away with whatever's left of the soft cheese station.
Quote from Moira
Ricki: Often times in these situations, I ask a participant to go within, and to reflect why she might be having trouble connecting.
Moira: Connecting is my livelihood. No, it's these discount locks. I've tried every other one. [The single man from earlier waves to Moira] Ooh! You know what, John? You're right, we should go. Jocelyn has that bébé thing. Rene, pleasure as always.
Quote from David
Patrick: What's goin' on?
David: Well, um, Jocelyn came in here this morning looking like Adam Sandler on a red carpet. Poor thing is planning her own baby shower, so I volunteered to help.