Roland Quote #134
Quote from Roland in RIP Moira Roise
Johnny: Roland, I assume when you say godfather that it's, you know, just an honorary title?
Roland: No. You'd have to step in and raise my kid if something happened to Jocelyn or me. Which isn't gonna happen, but you never know in life. Our house inspector said that our furnace could go any day. Oh, and I'm thinking of getting Joce his-and-hers cliff diving lessons for her birthday.
Johnny: Oh, yeah, well you see that concerns me a little.
Roland: Well, those are just kind of extreme examples, Johnny. I mean, other than that I'm in the prime of good health. Except for this friggin' mole on my back.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘RIP Moira Roise’ Quotes
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: I can't believe it. I mean, I literally saw her walk past the cafe yesterday.
Gwen: I know.
Twyla: And again, you know my thing with ghosts? But she didn't seem angry like the other ones.
Quote from Moira
Stevie: I've been reading what people have been saying about you. They're gonna be really happy you're still around.
Moira: Yeah, I don't think loyalty was ever in question.
Stevie: Then why not come forward and be honest about where you are?
Moira: Stevie, I don't-
Stevie: Okay, that reporter's not gonna be out there forever. This is your chance to tell your own story, in your own words.
Moira: Like we did during the writer's strike.
Quote from Moira
Stevie: I mean, it's pretty amazing to see how many people care about you.
Moira: Yeah.
Stevie: I mean if I died, I'd be lucky if one person had something nice to say.
Moira: Oh, Stevie. Stevie, you have years ahead of you still to collect a cartage of adoring mourners. In the meantime, they will laugh in your face, and they'll stab you in the back, but the moment you give up the ghost, oh, they'll all have nothing but nice things to say about you. I know I will.
Stevie: Thank you, Mrs. Rose. That's very comforting.