David Quote #294
Quote from David in Pregnancy Test
Patrick: Now, when you say "we all broke up"...
David: So you offering your apartment had nothing to do with any guilt you felt about harbouring a little secret?
Stevie: Nope. Just trying to be a good person, so. We're gonna go, leave you two lovebirds.
Jake: Unless you two wanna come?
David: Nope! I don't think so. Come on.
Jake: You do you.
Patrick: Good to meet, you... Man.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.