Alexis Quote #246
Quote from Alexis in Pregnancy Test
Johnny: Now, Ted. Is he being supportive?
Alexis: I haven't even told Ted.
Johnny: Oh.
Alexis: I just wanna do one thing on my own!
Johnny: And you're sure this is the right one thing to pick?
Alexis: Okay, please don't stress me out about this! This is supposed to be fun!
Johnny: And it will be fun, honey, it will be, in time. You know, it will also be a lot of work.
Alexis: I know that!
Johnny: And not to mention, a lot of money.
Alexis: Why do you think I've been saving up my money from the vet's office?
Johnny: How long have you known about this?
Alexis: Oh, my God, you are being so extra right now!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.