Alexis Quote #243
Quote from Alexis in Pregnancy Test
Johnny: Kids, it's garbage day.
Alexis: Oh good, ours is full.
Johnny: Okay, I've told you both a thousand times, tie up the bags and leave them outside your door.
David: Okay, but I like, just put something in it that made it full, though.
Alexis: Yeah, and you're already wearing your little gloves, though.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.