Moira Quote #417
Quote from Moira in Pregnancy Test
Moira: We're in the midst of a family crisis, if you must know.
Jocelyn: Well, I don't wanna pry, so...
Moira: Well, you've cracked me open. Alexis is pregnant.
Jocelyn: What?
Moira: I know! We discovered the test in her bathroom today.
Jocelyn: You did?
Moira: And to think when I awoke, my biggest concern was how to make that ragtime medley of yours work.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Pregnancy Test’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's just flagrant irresponsibility! To allow an unscheduled conception to occur!
Jocelyn: Moira?
Moira: Oh, she has no idea of the toll a bébé can take on its mother, or its mother's mother.
Quote from Moira
Moira: No, I'll talk to her. Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay this financial and psychological burden on us!
Johnny: Well, maybe I'll talk to her.
Moira: Now she has to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David: Oh, my God, imagine?
Johnny: Moira, that's not gonna happen.
Moira: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. Let the nuns take care of the little stranger!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Welcome. Make yourselves at home. Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it.
Patrick: I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts.
David: I am stunned by your generosity.