Johnny Quote #166

Quote from Johnny in Grad Night

Johnny: [on the phone] No, I-I'm very sorry to tell you that we are all booked up tonight. No room at the inn! Yeah. No, no. I can imagine with that many kids and a grandmother, that it might be tough getting last-minute accommodations but... Hello? Hello?

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 ‘Grad Night’ Quotes

Quote from Moira

Moira: We're all pitching in these days, dear. Like communists or non-union actors.

Quote from Patrick

David: This is the first gift I haven't bought myself in a very long time. So, thank you.
Patrick: You're gonna be so underwhelmed when you open it. Trust me. It's not- See. It's nothing.
Stevie: What is it?
Patrick: Uh, it's just the, um, receipt from our first sale at the store.
David: Um, this is not nothing. So, thank you.

 Johnny Rose Quotes

Quote from Moira vs. Town Council

Johnny: Well, word to the wise, son, don't spend all your money at once.
David: I thought you weren't getting involved.
Johnny: No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just saying, word to the wise, is all.
David: Okay, what does "word to the wise" even mean?
Johnny: Word to the wise. When you're speaking to somebody wise, you lis- You're cognizant of what they're saying. A wise person telling you... Anyway, just... Just, uh, keep that in mind, and, um, keep up the good work.

Quote from Moira vs. Town Council

Johnny: Hey, look at us, son, a couple of working stiffs back from the salt mines.
David: What?
Johnny: Two men, back from the mines.
David: What mines? What's that mean?
Johnny: It's a figure of speech.
David: Um, I don't get that.
Johnny: The salt mines! Back from when people mined.
David: Uh huh.
Johnny: When miners worked in the, salt industry, they'd come home, after digging salt. I don't know what it means!