Johnny Quote #149
Quote from Johnny in The Affair
Moira: How is Jocelyn?
Johnny: Oh, she was a little upset. Apparently her husband, Roland, spent the night with you.
Moira: I know, wasn't that funny?
Johnny: Moira, when were you gonna tell me about this?
Moira: Ah, we talked about it this morning, John! We laughed about it.
Johnny: We didn't laugh about it. Because we didn't talk about it. I would have remembered if you had said something that funny.
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‘The Affair’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
David: Okay, Alexis and I need the car, we're running some errands for the store today.
Alexis: Um, since when?
David: Uh, since I need help for a pick-up. And mom clearly already has a lift, and I'm pretty sure parents are supposed to put their children before themselves.
Moira: Oh, really? No. If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it's that a mother puts her own mask on first.
Quote from Moira
Roland: Well, I'm gonna need you in there, by my side when we make this budget pitch.
Moira: You don't have to worry about me, Roland. If there is anyone at this fabulous little confab who know how to work a room of fragile egos, it's me. I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People Choice Awards.
Quote from Roland
Moira: Roland! What are you doing in my room?
Roland: What are you talking about? This is my room.
Moira: Well, what the fuck are you doing in your room?
Roland: Well, I was trying to sleep. Until you started pounding on the door, telling me to whip up a salmon plate. I finally let you in, you flaked out on the bed.
Moira: Oh, my God. Are you naked under there?
Roland: Honey, what I do in the privacy of my sheets is my own business.