Johnny Quote #148
Quote from Johnny in The Affair
Johnny: I mean, I'm- I'm hearing about this for the first time.
Jocelyn: Moira didn't tell you?
Johnny: You know, we chatted this morning about how successful the night was, but sleeping with your husband didn't really come up as one of the reasons the night was so successful.
Jocelyn: And we probably shouldn't read anything into the fact that for some reason, Moira decided to hide this from you.
Johnny: Oh, no, no. I wouldn't say "hide." No, no. Because Moira was so exhausted when she got in this morning.
Jocelyn: Maybe she was exhausted because she was up all night with her mitts all over-
Johnny: No! No. No! No. I know Moira and she would never in a million years ever sleep with... Anyone. Else.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Affair’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
David: Okay, Alexis and I need the car, we're running some errands for the store today.
Alexis: Um, since when?
David: Uh, since I need help for a pick-up. And mom clearly already has a lift, and I'm pretty sure parents are supposed to put their children before themselves.
Moira: Oh, really? No. If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it's that a mother puts her own mask on first.
Quote from Moira
Roland: Well, I'm gonna need you in there, by my side when we make this budget pitch.
Moira: You don't have to worry about me, Roland. If there is anyone at this fabulous little confab who know how to work a room of fragile egos, it's me. I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People Choice Awards.
Quote from Roland
Moira: Roland! What are you doing in my room?
Roland: What are you talking about? This is my room.
Moira: Well, what the fuck are you doing in your room?
Roland: Well, I was trying to sleep. Until you started pounding on the door, telling me to whip up a salmon plate. I finally let you in, you flaked out on the bed.
Moira: Oh, my God. Are you naked under there?
Roland: Honey, what I do in the privacy of my sheets is my own business.