Roland Quote #101
Quote from Roland in The Affair
Reporter: Excuse me, Mrs. Rose, if I may, just a couple of questions. Were you surprised to secure such a big funding boost for the municipalities? That was quite the speech.
Moira: Oh, thank you. Thank you. [laughs] What did I do? Well, I was simply channelled someone who cares, but if you insist on referring to me as the linchpin. I'll take that.
Roland: That's right. We're- We're just a couple linchpins here. I'm Roland Schitt, Moira's boss.
Moira: Yes, I'll I'm the ingenue here. A total babe in the political woods.
Roland: That's true. You know, this is her first RAMC. But I think under my wing, she's- She's learning to fly. I've been mayor for ten years-
Reporter: Thank you.
Roland: And I did- Okay, we'll talk when you have more time...
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Quote from Moira
David: Okay, Alexis and I need the car, we're running some errands for the store today.
Alexis: Um, since when?
David: Uh, since I need help for a pick-up. And mom clearly already has a lift, and I'm pretty sure parents are supposed to put their children before themselves.
Moira: Oh, really? No. If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it's that a mother puts her own mask on first.
Quote from Moira
Roland: Well, I'm gonna need you in there, by my side when we make this budget pitch.
Moira: You don't have to worry about me, Roland. If there is anyone at this fabulous little confab who know how to work a room of fragile egos, it's me. I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People Choice Awards.
Quote from Roland
Moira: Roland! What are you doing in my room?
Roland: What are you talking about? This is my room.
Moira: Well, what the fuck are you doing in your room?
Roland: Well, I was trying to sleep. Until you started pounding on the door, telling me to whip up a salmon plate. I finally let you in, you flaked out on the bed.
Moira: Oh, my God. Are you naked under there?
Roland: Honey, what I do in the privacy of my sheets is my own business.