Johnny Quote #131
Quote from Johnny in General Store
Johnny: Oh, I see you have a new enterprise.
Ivan: Yeah, it was always my dream to bake muffins.
Johnny: Well, funny you should mention it, because I'm thinking of doing a continental breakfast at the motel, and this could be, uh, very helpful.
Ivan: Yeah. I not make breakfast.
Johnny: No, no, no, a continental breakfast, just pastries and coffee.
Ivan: No coffee.
Johnny: Oh, I wouldn't expect you to make the coffee.
Ivan: No, I make coffee, but only for myself.
Johnny: Yeah, no, no, it's just your muffins that I'm interested in.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘General Store’ Quotes
Quote from David
Moira: David, there you are. I come bearing good news.
David: And what's that? Your friends at Christmas World are looking for a deeply embittered, mildly Hebraic-looking elf?!
Quote from Alexis
Jocelyn: So here's the thing about Marie Antoinette. Even though I love to eat cake, I think I'd be pretty annoyed with her myself. I do see your hand up Alexis, it's just that you probably haven't had a chance to catch up.
Alexis: Okay, it's just that she never actually said "Let them eat cake."
Jocelyn: Um well, that depends on who you ask.
Alexis: Hmm, well, I asked Kirsten Dunst, who played her in the movie. Um, that line was actually written years before Marie Antoinette allegedly said it. And um, Kirsten also told me at the premiere that she was jealous of my bangs.
Jocelyn: Thank you for that contribution to the discussion, now-
Alexis: My friends used to call me Marie. And that was mainly because I was casually seeing Prince Harry, so there was the whole like, is she gonna be a princess thing. Um, but it's also because we were going through this very dark phase where we were just, like, partying too hard.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, what a startling little tannenbaum. To whom do we owe our reciprocity for this yuletide gift?
Ronnie: It says Christmas World right on it.
Moira: Oh, I see! Sometimes the eyes won't allow the brain to see things at first. Like the cultural and economic benefits of a seasonally specific store.