Stevie Quote #70
Quote from Stevie in The Throuple
Stevie: Okay. If you knew somebody was planning on breaking up with you, wouldn't you wanna be the one to break up with him first?
David: Okay, if you think he's going to break up with you and you wanna be the first one to do it, I say, be the first one to do it.
Stevie: Okay, I'm doing this wrong. I need to be more direct.
David: Yes, by just telling him how you feel. I think it'll benefit everyone.
David: I meant you!
Stevie: Me? I'm trying to warn you-
David: That you are going to be ending things with him. And I appreciate that, but message has been delivered. Loud and clear.
David: [cell phone rings] Oh. Okay, it's Jake, so um... Oh, okay. Don't worry, I'm gonna let you tell him.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Throuple’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: I never meant for you to think that I didn't wanna spend any time with you. Well I hope it's not too late to make up for lost time.
Alexis: Okay. What is your favourite season?
Moira: [inhales sharply] Awards.
Quote from Moira
David: Alexis seems to think you like me more.
Moira: Alexis, don't be ridiculous! This is exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you.
Alexis: I was sitting right here, and you chose to eat lunch alone.
Moira: That is simply not true! I didn't see you. At first. Alexis, I would be absolutely glee-ridden if you would have lunch with me. Today.
Alexis: No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't actually...
Moira: You'll meet me at the cafe for their one o'clock sitting.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Well, you wouldn't need these if you were having lunch with David.
Moira: Oh, Alexis, please. I wasn't even sure you'd show up.
Alexis: [scoffs] Why wouldn't I show up?
Moira: You've never wanted to spend time alone with me. There, I said it.
Alexis: You never asked.
Moira: Bordeaux?! The trip I planned for the two of us?
Alexis: That was a wine tasting tour, and I was seven years old!
Moira: You could've used the spittoon. That's what the other children did.