Johnny Quote #114
Quote from Johnny in The Throuple
Johnny: Here we go, Twyla. Table Five, a Caprese salad, and a ginger ale.
Twyla: Thank you, Mr. Rose, I really appreciate this.
Johnny: Oh! Yeah, it looks like the morning rush is finally dying down. Maybe I can get the kitchen to whip up a fresh batch of eggs for us volunteers.
Roland: Uh, Twyla, honey, whenever you're ready.
Twyla: I'll be right there! Would you please pass me my crutch?
Johnny: Not a problem.
Twyla: Unless...
Johnny: No, it's right here.
Twyla: No, I was gonna say unless you could possibly take their order? I just need to cash out table three.
Johnny: Sure, no, I can I can do that. You know, it's funny, I said eggs, but uh I'm gonna be ready for lunch soon.
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Quote from Moira
Moira: I never meant for you to think that I didn't wanna spend any time with you. Well I hope it's not too late to make up for lost time.
Alexis: Okay. What is your favourite season?
Moira: [inhales sharply] Awards.
Quote from Moira
David: Alexis seems to think you like me more.
Moira: Alexis, don't be ridiculous! This is exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you.
Alexis: I was sitting right here, and you chose to eat lunch alone.
Moira: That is simply not true! I didn't see you. At first. Alexis, I would be absolutely glee-ridden if you would have lunch with me. Today.
Alexis: No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't actually...
Moira: You'll meet me at the cafe for their one o'clock sitting.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Well, you wouldn't need these if you were having lunch with David.
Moira: Oh, Alexis, please. I wasn't even sure you'd show up.
Alexis: [scoffs] Why wouldn't I show up?
Moira: You've never wanted to spend time alone with me. There, I said it.
Alexis: You never asked.
Moira: Bordeaux?! The trip I planned for the two of us?
Alexis: That was a wine tasting tour, and I was seven years old!
Moira: You could've used the spittoon. That's what the other children did.