Johnny Quote #112
Quote from Johnny in The Throuple
Johnny: Yes, Twyla, I think I'll have the eggs, and brown toast, over easy, The eggs, not the toast.
Twyla: Comin' right up.
Johnny: And I think I might ask for a... Oh, my God! What happened?
Twyla: Well, I went whitewater rafting.
Johnny: Oh no, well, that'll do it, I mean...
Twyla: Anyway, it's fine now. Yesterday it was this stabbing pain, but today it's more like a really intense throbbing.
Johnny: Well, it's not urgent, not urgent. I don't need coffee with breakfast, so...
Twyla: I'll grab it right after I clear these.
Johnny: Well, if it's not too much trouble?
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Quote from Moira
Moira: I never meant for you to think that I didn't wanna spend any time with you. Well I hope it's not too late to make up for lost time.
Alexis: Okay. What is your favourite season?
Moira: [inhales sharply] Awards.
Quote from Moira
David: Alexis seems to think you like me more.
Moira: Alexis, don't be ridiculous! This is exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you.
Alexis: I was sitting right here, and you chose to eat lunch alone.
Moira: That is simply not true! I didn't see you. At first. Alexis, I would be absolutely glee-ridden if you would have lunch with me. Today.
Alexis: No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't actually...
Moira: You'll meet me at the cafe for their one o'clock sitting.
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Well, you wouldn't need these if you were having lunch with David.
Moira: Oh, Alexis, please. I wasn't even sure you'd show up.
Alexis: [scoffs] Why wouldn't I show up?
Moira: You've never wanted to spend time alone with me. There, I said it.
Alexis: You never asked.
Moira: Bordeaux?! The trip I planned for the two of us?
Alexis: That was a wine tasting tour, and I was seven years old!
Moira: You could've used the spittoon. That's what the other children did.