Moira Quote #262
Quote from Moira in Lawn Signs
Moira: Though there's something you and I still need to discuss.
Jocelyn: The signs.
Moira: We both know that, in a heated campaign, one might use whatever resources one has to gain advantage.
Jocelyn: Yes.
Moira: Jocelyn, you have so many signs!
Jocelyn: I know. Roland got carried away and used his mayoral power to get people to put more signs on their lawns. And I just pretended it wasn't happening.
Moira: Roland forced constituents to put up signs through coercion?
Jocelyn: That's what we're talking about, right?
Moira: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah. I just was helping you explain, so you... Because you seem so upset by it all.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Lawn Signs’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You took your signs? I didn't know you took the signs. Why would you take your own signs?
Moira: Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. That would be stealing and I'm running a clean campaign.
Johnny: You call this a clean campaign?
Moira: Politics 101, John. When you have limited resources, your best course of action is to create a stir. It's exciting. It's fun. It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay when I stole my own bébé.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. You're not good under pressure.
David: And you are?
Alexis: Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer to get me a passport before midnight.
Quote from Twyla
Moira: Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing.
Johnny: What?
Twyla: You had election signs?
Moira: Yes! All of them! Gone!
Twyla: Wow. Maybe people were mowing their lawns.
Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids.
Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation?
Twyla: Oh, like the wind.