Moira Quote #254
Quote from Moira in The Motel Guest
Moira: Oh? Oh? You wanna drop the gloves? Let's drop the gloves, Roland. You are an emotionally stunted, self absorbed man-child. You lord this counterfeit power of yours over others like a schoolyard bully.
Roland: Okay, well you're a phony baloney blowhard, who's desperately scared of being thought of as a regular person.
Moira: I used to be a regular person.
Roland: You're just a stuck up pencil skirt with clown makeup, and a janitor's mop on your head.
Moira: You are an inexplicably cocky imbecile. Your marriage is as blighted as this town, and you have no one to blame but yourself!
Roland: Whoa.
Moira: Oh.
Roland: Well, hold on.
Moira: I went too far.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Motel Guest’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: You didn't hear us last night?
Roland: Nope.
Johnny: Banging away?
Roland: Now, whatever you and the missus do after hours, that's your business, not mine.
Johnny: On the walls, Roland, with our fists!
Roland: And if you're into that kind of stuff, that doesn't bother me at all.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity!
Johnny: Well, it sounds like a creative solution.
Moira: A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they like nice things. It's all so bleak.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, okay, okay. I think I know what all the hesitation is about. Yes, someone did take their own life in this space, but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan, it's now a break-away model. And to answer your question, yes, there is parking. Uh, oh, and they also allow cats.