Roland Quote #85
Quote from Roland in The Motel Guest
Roland: Moira, this isn't a good time, um, Jocelyn and I are about to make brunch.
Moira: You can give up the act. You and I need to talk.
Roland: [groans] Close the door honey, will you? You're lettin' my flies out.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Motel Guest’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: You didn't hear us last night?
Roland: Nope.
Johnny: Banging away?
Roland: Now, whatever you and the missus do after hours, that's your business, not mine.
Johnny: On the walls, Roland, with our fists!
Roland: And if you're into that kind of stuff, that doesn't bother me at all.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity!
Johnny: Well, it sounds like a creative solution.
Moira: A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they like nice things. It's all so bleak.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, okay, okay. I think I know what all the hesitation is about. Yes, someone did take their own life in this space, but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan, it's now a break-away model. And to answer your question, yes, there is parking. Uh, oh, and they also allow cats.