Johnny Quote #92
Quote from Johnny in The Motel Guest
Jocelyn: You know what I think brought all this on? That darn election! It's really hard on couples. I mean, don't get me wrong, I really appreciate how involved Roland wants to be in my campaign, it's just that sometimes, he can be so...
Johnny: Irritating? Obnoxious?
Jocelyn: No. I was gonna say sensitive.
Johnny: Oh, sensitive.
Jocelyn: Especially when I wanna do something on my own. Ohhh! Do you really think he's obnoxious and irritating?
Johnny: No! No, no, no, I was just trying to imagine what you know, you were feeling, no.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Motel Guest’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: You didn't hear us last night?
Roland: Nope.
Johnny: Banging away?
Roland: Now, whatever you and the missus do after hours, that's your business, not mine.
Johnny: On the walls, Roland, with our fists!
Roland: And if you're into that kind of stuff, that doesn't bother me at all.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity!
Johnny: Well, it sounds like a creative solution.
Moira: A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they like nice things. It's all so bleak.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, okay, okay. I think I know what all the hesitation is about. Yes, someone did take their own life in this space, but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan, it's now a break-away model. And to answer your question, yes, there is parking. Uh, oh, and they also allow cats.