Moira Quote #252
Quote from Moira in The Motel Guest
Moira: In a room this tiny, we've just got to ignore the little irritants of the other, or you'd go insane!
Johnny: Little irritants? What, uh- What little irritants? I have little irritants?
Moira: Yes, we all do. Peccadilloes, cloying habits.
Johnny: Like what, for instance?
Moira: All right, John. I- I drink a little too much tea sometimes.
Johnny: And that's it for you? You, uh- You drink tea?
Moira: Well, it calms me, so I suppose you would say that's because I'm inclined to get nervous or insecure.
Johnny: No, I would say you're sometimes a little defensive, and uh, perhaps a tad paranoid.
Moira: That would only be after you've taken that condescending father tone with me.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Motel Guest’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: You didn't hear us last night?
Roland: Nope.
Johnny: Banging away?
Roland: Now, whatever you and the missus do after hours, that's your business, not mine.
Johnny: On the walls, Roland, with our fists!
Roland: And if you're into that kind of stuff, that doesn't bother me at all.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, there's a woman in here who couldn't afford a Persian rug, so she painted one on her tiled floor. The magazine is celebrating her ingenuity!
Johnny: Well, it sounds like a creative solution.
Moira: A creative solution would be a lobotomy to make one forget they like nice things. It's all so bleak.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, okay, okay. I think I know what all the hesitation is about. Yes, someone did take their own life in this space, but the good news is, we've replaced the ceiling fan, it's now a break-away model. And to answer your question, yes, there is parking. Uh, oh, and they also allow cats.