Alexis Quote #141
Quote from Alexis in Ronnie's Party
Ted: So how's the filing coming?
Alexis: I have been swamped. Doris's cat is like totally high maintenance.
Ted: Yeah, well, Doris has been worried about her cat for two years. She comes in every week.
Alexis: Okay, well, what am I supposed to do? Poor thing is like desperate for a man.
Ted: And, uh, why are there three calls on hold?
Alexis: Um, I don't know. Someone hung up?
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