Roland Quote #78
Quote from Roland in Milk Money
Woman Officer: Turn off your truck, please.
Roland: Yes, sir.
Woman Officer: Okay, who do we have here?
Roland: Oh, um that's uh, Jennifer. And then he's um Jacob. And then I'm also Jacob. Well, you can look at our drivers' licences, if you don't believe me!
Johnny: Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary, Jacob.
Roland: Yeah, I'm just joking. We don't have drivers' licences.
Johnny: Um No, yeah, we do have driver's licenses, we don't have those names on our driver's license.
Woman Officer: I'm gonna talk to someone else.
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