David Quote #142
Quote from David in The Candidate
David: Alexis is supposed to be meeting us here. She said she wasn't coming, but this is a bar, and she is single, so.
Stevie: Well, you should warn her that we are the only people here under sixty.
David: Yeah, it's not not brimming with options.
Stevie: No.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. Have fun, though. Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head, and then bringing them down really hard.
David: Thanks.
Quote from Moira
Twyla: You running for town council!
Moira: What, excuse me?
Johnny: You're running for town council?
Moira: No, I'm not running for town council.
Twyla: Oh, I must've misheard. Everyone was talking about you standing up to council last week, so I just assumed
Moira: Never assume, dear, it makes an ass out of both of us.
Quote from David
David: Hmm. On a scale of one to I'm-gonna-get-beat-up by-an-angry-local, where do we see this look fall?
Alexis: Um, like, easy six.
David: Okay.