Alexis Quote #115
Quote from Alexis in The Candidate
Alexis: Anyway, I need the room tonight, because I'm having a friend over.
David: What friend?
Alexis: Um, Twyla. We're gonna have a fun little sleepover.
David: Mmm-hmm. You and Twyla?
Alexis: Yeah, we're gonna do face masks, and we're gonna talk about boys that we both know, and have dated.
David: Um, have you spent more than five minutes with the girl, one on one? She could be a serial killer.
Alexis: Twy and I have tea together like, every day, David.
David: That she serves you at the cafe.
Alexis: Because we're friends.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. Have fun, though. Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head, and then bringing them down really hard.
David: Thanks.
Quote from Moira
Twyla: You running for town council!
Moira: What, excuse me?
Johnny: You're running for town council?
Moira: No, I'm not running for town council.
Twyla: Oh, I must've misheard. Everyone was talking about you standing up to council last week, so I just assumed
Moira: Never assume, dear, it makes an ass out of both of us.
Quote from David
David: Hmm. On a scale of one to I'm-gonna-get-beat-up by-an-angry-local, where do we see this look fall?
Alexis: Um, like, easy six.
David: Okay.