David Quote #138
Quote from David in The Candidate
David: Look at your things. Look at your life!
Alexis: I have been distracted!
David: Why is this wet? Ew!
Alexis: Because I kicked over a glass of water that you left on the floor.
David: I wasn't drinking water.
Alexis: Okay, so maybe it was mine, what difference does it make? Ugh!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. Have fun, though. Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head, and then bringing them down really hard.
David: Thanks.
Quote from Moira
Twyla: You running for town council!
Moira: What, excuse me?
Johnny: You're running for town council?
Moira: No, I'm not running for town council.
Twyla: Oh, I must've misheard. Everyone was talking about you standing up to council last week, so I just assumed
Moira: Never assume, dear, it makes an ass out of both of us.
Quote from David
David: Hmm. On a scale of one to I'm-gonna-get-beat-up by-an-angry-local, where do we see this look fall?
Alexis: Um, like, easy six.
David: Okay.