Roland Quote #60
Quote from Roland in Estate Sale
Roland: Listen. If I wasn't so easily swayed by powerful women in a retail environment, I would've been there for you. Okay, because I honestly believe that really do have a very, very sharp eye.
David: Thank you, that's nice of you to say.
Roland: Trust me, when Joc sees this blouse, I'm gonna make sure she knows you're the one that picked it out.
David: I didn't pick that blouse.
Roland: I know, but I'm gonna tell her you did.
David: Okay, thanks so much.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Estate Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: And sold! To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars. Which, uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.
Johnny: Yeah, I get it, Ray. I get it. I get it. I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Are they durable?
Wendy: Oh well, durability's a given here at the "Blouse Barn." And if you're asking my opinion-
David: Are we, though?
Wendy: It's between these two.
Roland: Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!"
David: I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home.
Roland: Hell, we've played every Streep movie.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: I wonder who got my golf clubs.
Moira: Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind?
Johnny: They were custom made.
Moira: So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath. And now some lonely hoarder is letting his cats poop in it.