Roland Quote #55
Quote from Roland in Estate Sale
David: Okay, so we're going with these two pieces.
Wendy: Oh, well, I have to ask, is this for a funeral? Because we do offer bereavement discounts.
David: No, why would you think that?
Wendy: Well, just very sombre, serious pieces.
Roland: Well, we don't want that.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Estate Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: And sold! To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars. Which, uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.
Johnny: Yeah, I get it, Ray. I get it. I get it. I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Are they durable?
Wendy: Oh well, durability's a given here at the "Blouse Barn." And if you're asking my opinion-
David: Are we, though?
Wendy: It's between these two.
Roland: Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!"
David: I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home.
Roland: Hell, we've played every Streep movie.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: I wonder who got my golf clubs.
Moira: Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind?
Johnny: They were custom made.
Moira: So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath. And now some lonely hoarder is letting his cats poop in it.