Roland Quote #54
Quote from Roland in Estate Sale
Wendy: Missing Peter Pan?
David: I'm sorry?
Wendy: Well, because I see a couple of "Lost Boys." Hi, I'm Wendy. Are we shopping for a mother, a girlfriend?
Roland: Actually, my wife.
David: Yeah, we've got it under control though, so thank you so much.
Wendy: Oh well, very well, then. If you need me, I'll be right here. I know how hard it can be for two men in a women's clothing store.
Roland: Well, I'm actually in really good hands, because this man has a woman's touch.
David: I don't I don't know what that means.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Estate Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: And sold! To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars. Which, uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.
Johnny: Yeah, I get it, Ray. I get it. I get it. I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Are they durable?
Wendy: Oh well, durability's a given here at the "Blouse Barn." And if you're asking my opinion-
David: Are we, though?
Wendy: It's between these two.
Roland: Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!"
David: I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home.
Roland: Hell, we've played every Streep movie.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: I wonder who got my golf clubs.
Moira: Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind?
Johnny: They were custom made.
Moira: So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath. And now some lonely hoarder is letting his cats poop in it.