Alexis Quote #104
Quote from Alexis in Estate Sale
Mutt: The whole purpose of having a bike might be to actually ride the bike.
Alexis: Yeah, I'm just not wearing the right outfit.
Mutt: It's a five minute ride.
Alexis: Yeah, so by the time we get on, and then we get off, it's almost not worth it.
Mutt: Do you not like the bike?
Alexis: No, I love it! It's just that, um, there are so many drunk drivers around here.
Mutt: It's 10:00am.
Alexis: Mutt, you tell that to an alcoholic!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Estate Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: And sold! To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars. Which, uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.
Johnny: Yeah, I get it, Ray. I get it. I get it. I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Are they durable?
Wendy: Oh well, durability's a given here at the "Blouse Barn." And if you're asking my opinion-
David: Are we, though?
Wendy: It's between these two.
Roland: Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!"
David: I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home.
Roland: Hell, we've played every Streep movie.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: I wonder who got my golf clubs.
Moira: Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind?
Johnny: They were custom made.
Moira: So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath. And now some lonely hoarder is letting his cats poop in it.