David Quote #119
Quote from David in Estate Sale
David: So you're looking for me to style Jocelyn?
Roland: Well, actually, this is supposed to be a surprise. So I was kinda thinking that maybe um, you and me could just go out and do a little uh, shopping together on the down low.
David: Y- Yeah, yeah. That, um... No, we could to that, we could do that at some point.
Roland: Oh, great!
David: Yeah. Yeah.
Roland: Good, that's terrific. So then, whenever's good for you.
David: Okay, great. [Roland stands about] So you wanna- So you wanna go now?
Roland: It's a little time sensitive, that's the only thing.
David: Yeah, okay, well, I take it you have measurements, and a mood board, then?
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Estate Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: And sold! To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars. Which, uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.
Johnny: Yeah, I get it, Ray. I get it. I get it. I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Are they durable?
Wendy: Oh well, durability's a given here at the "Blouse Barn." And if you're asking my opinion-
David: Are we, though?
Wendy: It's between these two.
Roland: Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!"
David: I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home.
Roland: Hell, we've played every Streep movie.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: I wonder who got my golf clubs.
Moira: Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind?
Johnny: They were custom made.
Moira: So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath. And now some lonely hoarder is letting his cats poop in it.