Alexis Quote #103
Quote from Alexis in Estate Sale
Mutt: So you like it?
David: Mm, I'd say she loves it.
Mutt: Well, you're gonna need this.
David & Alexis: A helmet!
Mutt: It came with the bike.
David: I think you should put it on. Like, I think you should actually like, like, put the helmet on.
Mutt: Yeah. And I will one day, when we take this little pony for a joyride! Actually, I brought my bike, so we can test it out. I thought maybe we could take a little ride to the cafe.
Alexis: Ah! So fun. [mouthing] I hate you, David!
David: See 'ya!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Estate Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: And sold! To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars. Which, uh, I hope you can afford. You know, considering your financial situation.
Johnny: Yeah, I get it, Ray. I get it. I get it. I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Are they durable?
Wendy: Oh well, durability's a given here at the "Blouse Barn." And if you're asking my opinion-
David: Are we, though?
Wendy: It's between these two.
Roland: Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!"
David: I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home.
Roland: Hell, we've played every Streep movie.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: I wonder who got my golf clubs.
Moira: Really, John, that's the first thing that comes to mind?
Johnny: They were custom made.
Moira: So was my Galapagonian tortoise-shell foot bath. And now some lonely hoarder is letting his cats poop in it.