Moira Quote #147
Quote from Moira in Finding David
Johnny: Okay, you know what, can we stop talking about that bag for five minutes. The bag, the bag, and the bag.
Moira: John, it's an heirloom, my great grandmother took it from her husband when she left him, and it has been passed down through all the women in my family, as emergency currency, in case we need to leave our husbands in the middle of the night.
Johnny: Oh, well, that's reassuring.
Moira: You don't have to worry darling, I'll never need it. But you know Alexis will!
Johnny: Yeah, more than once, probably.
Moira: I love that bag. And I've kept it safe all these years. And now John, it's out there, frightened, and alone...
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Finding David’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Oh, my God, ever since David left, you two have been so dramatic. Do I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Geffen's yacht by Somali pirates for a week, and nobody answered my texts?!
Moira: I had just had my eyelashes dyed, everything was cloudy!
Quote from Roland
Johnny: It's been three days without any contact.
Roland: Johnny, you wouldn't know this, but statistics tell us you have a 48 hour window before you can assume somebody is dead.
Johnny: Yeah, I just said it's been three days.
Roland: Then do we call off the search?
Johnny: Oh, my God!
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Do you know how many times I've had to apologize to Roland? You can't just leave with other people's trucks, David! What were you thinking?
Moira: What you did was impulsive, capricious and melodramatic. But it was also wrong.