Schitt's Creek - David Quote #92

Quote from David in Town for Sale

David: What if you came with me to New York?
Stevie: [laughs] What?
David: Yeah.
Stevie: Are you ser- Really?
David: Mm-hmm.
Stevie: New York?!
David: Yeah.
Stevie: I don't even know what I would do there.
David: Oh, you just watch a season of "Girls" and do the opposite of what they do. It's easy.

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‘Town for Sale’ Quotes

Quote from Moira

Moira: It's a great coat. At least let us see it on you.
Jocelyn: I gave it away. I'm sorry. It just it didn't suit me. And I thought about Ronnie and, you know, she could always use some more feminine pieces in her wardrobe, and so I took it over to her and she really liked it, so I paid it forward.
Moira: Well, Jocelyn, there are certain things that are just not done: Smoking in a car with a baby, unless you crack a window; tipping before tax; mixing drinks with cola; and giving away a coat that doesn't belong to you.

Quote from Moira

Johnny: People do come out of comas.
Moira: Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now.

Quote from Moira

Moira: David? Should I take this with me?
David: If I'm being perfectly honest, it's very low on the totem pole of coats of yours that I like, but-
Moira: It was a gift from your father.
Johnny: Hey, that's a good coat. I outbid Richard Branson for it at the Kiminski auction.
Moira: I did get sick of having hot coffee and blood thrown at me. You know who covets this coat? Jocelyn. I could bestow it upon her as a parting gift.
Johnny: We may want to put pen to paper before we start giving away designer clothing, sweetheart.
Moira: It would be her first piece of clothing made outside of mainland China. I'm gonna do it.

David Quotes

Quote from Rock On!

David: Look at you, just drowning in other people's phone numbers.
Alexis: Who was that hunk with the teeny-weeny little polo?
Patrick: His name is Ken.
David: Ken! Just when I thought it was impossible to find a thirty-something named Ken!

Quote from Roadkill

David: Are you hearing anything I'm saying?
Alexis: Yes. Stay off your phone. Wait for the delivery man to drop off whatever. You can trust me.
David: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...
Alexis: Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchi?
David: Actually it is.
Stevie: Okay guys.
Alexis: You left me with six of them, David. Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!
David: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health! And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to like actively murder them in order for that to happen!

Quote from The Drip

David: The gallery worked with Janet Kempfluugen.
Johnny: Kempfluugen?
David: She's a Brooklyn based performance artist. She's a big deal. Anyway, um, she would walk into the space wearing a clay mask of a fawn, remove her clothing and breast feed members of the audience. It was a commentary on income inequality.