Johnny Quote #48
Quote from Johnny in Little Sister
Johnny: So walk me through this She offered you a cheque and you turned it down?
Moira: She was insulting us!
Johnny: Moira, the woman dates dive bar owners, okay? Let her insult us. Well, I don't know whether you've noticed, but we could use the money. You talk about bed bugs? That cheque could pay for fumigation. Better yet, we could move to a place that doesn't have bed bugs.
Moira: I don't want her money. I want our money she owes us. We loaned her $50,000 dollars.
Johnny: We gave her $50,000 dollars. And you spent more than that on wigs that year.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Little Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: So, this is weird. Um, today marks the longest relationship that I've ever voluntarily had with someone.
Mutt: Voluntarily.
Alexis: Yeah. The actual longest relationship was, um, a three month affair with a Saudi prince, but for the last two months of that I was trapped in his palace trying to get to an embassy.
Quote from Twyla
Alexis: So what's going on over there?
Twyla: I'm just working on something. Just a little thing for Mutt.
Alexis: Oh! Is it his birthday or something?
Twyla: No. Um, my dad always said, "When in doubt, say it with a song." He was a roadie with Fleetwood Mac and that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him before the band hit him with a restraining order.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: [to David] In all honesty, Mutt was just a place holder. According to my tea leaves, the guy I'm suppose to marry is black, so...