Moira Quote #113
Quote from Moira in Little Sister
Moira: Agghhhhhh! Fuck me! Fuck me!
Johnny: What?
Moira: Fuck me!
Johnny: What?
Moira: John, there's something in the bed!
Johnny: What?
Moira: Something crawled up my leg and I can't see it!
Johnny: What?
Moira: I can't see it!
Johnny: A spider?
Moira: No! Something invisible like lice, or scabies, or bed bugs!
Johnny: Oh, we don't have bed bugs.
Moira: Oh, John, I can't afford to burn all my clothes!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Little Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: So, this is weird. Um, today marks the longest relationship that I've ever voluntarily had with someone.
Mutt: Voluntarily.
Alexis: Yeah. The actual longest relationship was, um, a three month affair with a Saudi prince, but for the last two months of that I was trapped in his palace trying to get to an embassy.
Quote from Twyla
Alexis: So what's going on over there?
Twyla: I'm just working on something. Just a little thing for Mutt.
Alexis: Oh! Is it his birthday or something?
Twyla: No. Um, my dad always said, "When in doubt, say it with a song." He was a roadie with Fleetwood Mac and that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him before the band hit him with a restraining order.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: [to David] In all honesty, Mutt was just a place holder. According to my tea leaves, the guy I'm suppose to marry is black, so...