Johnny Quote #44
Quote from Johnny in Carl's Funeral
Bob: Listen, uh, I understand about your back. And I was just, uh- Just wondering if, uh, maybe you could say a few words at the funeral?
Johnny: Well, the thing, uh, the thing is, uh, Bob, I-I-I don't feel I deserve that honour.
Bob: Oh, see, I'm, uh, I'm no good at these things. You know, you, you're- You're polished. You know, you're- You're well-spoken.
Johnny: Oh, no. No, no. Not really. Not really. I mean, I'm good one on one, but not- Not good in a public situation. I clam up pret-pretty good.
Bob: As a favor, Johnny.
Johnny: He must have had a few close friends, somebody that-
Bob: No one.
Johnny: Well, sure. Sure. I can say a few words, Bob. I'll say a few words.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Carl's Funeral’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Jocelyn: Moira! Your "Danny Boy". What a voice.
Moira: Oh, thank you.
Roland: Yeah. I'd really like you to sing at my cousin's funeral. She's not dead, but she's been coughing a lot lately.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: What do you say about guy you couldn't care less about?
Moira: Oh, it's Gord what's-his-name's funeral all over again.
Johnny: Who's Gord what's-his-name?
Moira: Exactly. He was some kind of crew-person on Sunrise Bay. I made an obligatory appearance at the service and his hysterical girlfriend cornered me into saying a few words. I didn't have a thought in my head, so I just stood up and sang "Danny Boy." Not a dry eye in the house.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Hey, Bob. How are you holding up?
Bob: Oh, you know. Not bad.
Twyla: You know, they say death is just life except you're not here. You're somewhere else, you know? But- But that's okay because at least you're somewhere, you know? But when does- When does somewhere become there? And when does there become here? And I- It-
Bob: Just, just a coffee, please.
Twyla: For here?
Bob: Yeah.