Johnny Quote #41
Quote from Johnny in Carl's Funeral
Jocelyn: Carl thought so highly of you, Johnny.
Johnny: Oh really. Well, that's nice. No, I honestly don't know the man.
Roland: Well, understandably, Bob is, uh, pretty broken up by all of this and he asked me to ask you if you'd be willing to, um, be a pallbearer at Carl's funeral.
Johnny: A pallbearer? At Carl's funeral. Well, I don't, um I, you know, I- I'm flattered. It's- It's quite an honour to be-
Jocelyn: I knew he would say yes.
Johnny: Yeah. And- And normally I would I would. I-I-I, you know, but my back. I have, uh I- I- I have back issues.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Carl's Funeral’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Jocelyn: Moira! Your "Danny Boy". What a voice.
Moira: Oh, thank you.
Roland: Yeah. I'd really like you to sing at my cousin's funeral. She's not dead, but she's been coughing a lot lately.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: What do you say about guy you couldn't care less about?
Moira: Oh, it's Gord what's-his-name's funeral all over again.
Johnny: Who's Gord what's-his-name?
Moira: Exactly. He was some kind of crew-person on Sunrise Bay. I made an obligatory appearance at the service and his hysterical girlfriend cornered me into saying a few words. I didn't have a thought in my head, so I just stood up and sang "Danny Boy." Not a dry eye in the house.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Hey, Bob. How are you holding up?
Bob: Oh, you know. Not bad.
Twyla: You know, they say death is just life except you're not here. You're somewhere else, you know? But- But that's okay because at least you're somewhere, you know? But when does- When does somewhere become there? And when does there become here? And I- It-
Bob: Just, just a coffee, please.
Twyla: For here?
Bob: Yeah.