Stevie Quote #24
Quote from Stevie in Allez-Vous
Jocelyn: Moira, honey, that champagne Audi is really hard to get.
Moira: Excuse me?
Jocelyn: Take it from me, Roland and I have been Allez Vous reps for two years, and we're still driving that old truck.
Moira: Sorry, you're- You're an Allez Vous consultant?
Jocelyn: I'm actually an executive area manager.
Ronnie: I'm a district manager.
Twyla: I'm an executive district manager.
Stevie: I gave up.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Allez-Vous’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: Roland, I owe you big.
Roland: Well, um, one day, and that day may never come, I may call upon you to perform a function.
Johnny: Marlon Brando.
Roland: Yes, but from what movie?
Johnny: The Godfather.
Roland: No, it's the one where he's the big mafia guy.
Johnny: The Godfather!
Roland: Hold on a second, I'll think of it.
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's for me! Thinking of you! "Dear M., hope this helps, I only wish I could do more, xoxo, J.S.P." Justine St. Pierre! David, one of my dear friends is finally reaching out, and you know what, I knew it would be Justine. She can be an angry drunk, but we were always close.
David: "Congratulations on your Allez Vous Starter Kit."
Moira: That frigid whore!
David: What's Allez Vous?
Moira: It's a scam, it's her stupid cosmetics company! It's a pyramid scheme for desperate housewives and struggling actors!
Quote from Moira
Justine St. Pierre: [on video] Bonjour! Now that you've opened your Allez Vous starter kit, let's begin with those essential tips and tricks you'll need to make up to 600,000 dollars a year. That's 50,000 a month/ That's 7,000 dollars a week.
Moira: No, it isn't! She didn't finish high school.