Johnny Quote #33
Quote from Johnny in Allez-Vous
Johnny: Yeah, well, it's just I needed that car to get to my appointment today.
Moira: What appointment?
Johnny: Well, you know, the, uh, thing that I had, I had a thing that I-
Moira: What thing?
Johnny: An unemployment thing, okay? To get unemployment insurance, I have the meeting this afternoon, and now I have to grovel to Roland, to get his truck, in order to get to Elmdale, to get this money.
Moira: Well, I think you're brave. And while I didn't see us living off of food stamps, I think there is something very masculine about the way you're taking control of this situation.
Johnny: Sweetheart, I'm about to beg for a truck, in order to beg for money, I think you've gotta raise that masculinity bar just just a little.
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‘Allez-Vous’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Johnny: Roland, I owe you big.
Roland: Well, um, one day, and that day may never come, I may call upon you to perform a function.
Johnny: Marlon Brando.
Roland: Yes, but from what movie?
Johnny: The Godfather.
Roland: No, it's the one where he's the big mafia guy.
Johnny: The Godfather!
Roland: Hold on a second, I'll think of it.
Quote from Moira
Moira: It's for me! Thinking of you! "Dear M., hope this helps, I only wish I could do more, xoxo, J.S.P." Justine St. Pierre! David, one of my dear friends is finally reaching out, and you know what, I knew it would be Justine. She can be an angry drunk, but we were always close.
David: "Congratulations on your Allez Vous Starter Kit."
Moira: That frigid whore!
David: What's Allez Vous?
Moira: It's a scam, it's her stupid cosmetics company! It's a pyramid scheme for desperate housewives and struggling actors!
Quote from Moira
Justine St. Pierre: [on video] Bonjour! Now that you've opened your Allez Vous starter kit, let's begin with those essential tips and tricks you'll need to make up to 600,000 dollars a year. That's 50,000 a month/ That's 7,000 dollars a week.
Moira: No, it isn't! She didn't finish high school.