Stevie Quote #21
Quote from Stevie in Turkey Shoot
David: Oh, my God! It's fleeing!
Stevie: Whoa, it's fast!
David: It's fleeing into the bathroom. That's why you use the cup method, because you'd keep it contained! Now it's just all out!
Stevie: Well I guess I don't even need to be here.
David: Well, it's h- Now it's hiding somewhere in the darkness waiting for nightfall. I- I can't- I can't sleep here. I can't sleep here.
Stevie: Not with your mouth open anyway.
David: That's not a nice thing to say to me.
Stevie: You know, sometimes I forget what life was like before I knew you.
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Quote from Jocelyn
Jocelyn: Anyways, I asked this kid to come to the front of the class and solve this math equation and he was "pitching a tent." He had a boner!
Johnny: Oh.
Jocelyn: And then I was thinking, these are young boys, these poor kids, and it can't be easy having a teacher like myself, so... What was your question again?
Johnny: You know, it's been so long I can't remember.
Quote from Twyla
Alexis: Hey, Twy. Um, Twy, what is in the "Meadow Harvest" smoothie?
Twyla: Uh you know, it changes every day. Just depends on my mood. But it's all organic, earthy ingredients.
Alexis: Okay, so it's like fruity or..?
Twyla: Yes, it is. Yup. At times. And then other times, not.
Alexis: Okay! Well, today, is it more fruity or more vegetably?
Twyla: No, I don't know. I've gotta check in the back and see what we have.
Alexis: So Meadow Harvest doesn't refer to anything in particular.
Twyla: No, Meadow Harvest is exactly how it sounds. It just changes everyday.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: You know, honey, a little pampering might not be a bad idea. Could alleviate some of that weight your carrying around.
Moira: So now I'm fat and stressed?
Johnny: Emotional weight. Emotional.
Moira: John, go find a towel now, please, or I will strip out of this robe and I will air dry in the street!