Johnny Quote #20
Quote from Johnny in The Cabin
Johnny: Hey, not bad! Rustic but nice, huh? The great outdoors, Moira.
Moira: I am shocked and delighted.
Johnny: Yes. I have to say I was nervous about this, but I've gotta hand it to Roland, he came through.
[later, as Johnny climbs through the kitchen window:]
Johnny: He's a moron! Key's under the mat, is it? The key is under the mat! Argh! That's great! Lying son-of-a Argh! Idiot man! Moron! [checking his shoulder for rips] Oh, good. [turns around to reveal a large tear in the back of his jacket]
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Cabin’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um, why don't you guys stay at the cabin for longer?
Moira: Oh, I would never just abandon you two in a motel in the middle of nowhere.
David: Didn't you once take the wrong baby home from preschool?
Moira: Alexis looked Chinese as an infant. How many times must I defend myself?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: David, I just- I miss my life! And I miss doing things. And I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think that I'm funny, and smart, and charming. Will you? Just a few people. Please. You can't tell me that you don't wanna hang out with people other than me.
David: Obviously.
Quote from Stevie
David: Obviously they need to be funny, and smart, and have well-rounded sense of humour and a wide range of knowledge.
Stevie: Oh, all those types of people move away from here.
David: That's funny.
Stevie: No, I'm serious.