Stevie Quote #13
Quote from Stevie in Bad Parents
Stevie: Okay, this is gonna cheer you up. So I thought you might be lonely without your clothes. So if this isn't too dirty for you, I could help take care of your stuff.
David: Wait, you wanna have sex with me?
Stevie: No. I don't think anybody has sex in here unless they're being paid for it. I thought this might be a good place to store your clothes.
David: Is this a safe place?
Stevie: Yes. I'm the only with a key. But there's a catch. I get to wear whatever I want, anytime I want.
David: Fine.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Bad Parents’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, my turn, my turn, my turn. Um, okay. My eyes are brown, I am basically sample-sized, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord's car trunk by bribing him with sex.
Johnny: Right idea, honey, but you know what? It's gotta be more challenging for everybody-
Moira: Her eyes are aqua.
Johnny: You did what?
Alexis: I'm kidding! I clearly would never bribe anybody with sex.
Johnny: When were you in Thailand?!
Alexis: I told you that I was on spring break. Everyone can just calm down because Aroon was a lovely gentleman until he ran out of money.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Hey. Have we decided?
Moira: Just coffee, please.
Johnny: Uh, Twyla, do you get along with your parents?
Twyla: I did. It's a little different now. My mom has this thing where half the time she thinks I'm her cousin Angela. And it's getting harder and harder to coordinate visitation times with my dad in prison.
Johnny: I'm sorry I asked.
Twyla: Oh, that's okay! I'll get you your coffees.
Quote from Ronnie
Ronnie: Here's your garbage stick. You use it to pick up garbage. And here-
Alexis: Oh no, I'm fine. Thank you, that's very sweet.
Ronnie: This isn't "Say Yes to the Dress", princess. Orange is the new orange.