David Quote #34
Quote from David in Bad Parents
David: [rooting through the bag] Is there a problem, Wayne?
Wayne: It's just I can't really use any of this. It's too, you know...
Stevie: Funky?
Wayne: Sure. Let's go with that.
David: Okay, let's take your oily hands off my clothes.
Stevie: You sure you can't take any of this stuff? Some of this stuff's pretty good.
Wayne: Um, maybe we can use the sneakers.
David: Maybe the sneakers? This is French suede, with a vulcanized-rubber instep, okay? You've lost my trust and my business, so... [to Stevie] We'll be leaving now. What is this place? What is this place?
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Bad Parents’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, my turn, my turn, my turn. Um, okay. My eyes are brown, I am basically sample-sized, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord's car trunk by bribing him with sex.
Johnny: Right idea, honey, but you know what? It's gotta be more challenging for everybody-
Moira: Her eyes are aqua.
Johnny: You did what?
Alexis: I'm kidding! I clearly would never bribe anybody with sex.
Johnny: When were you in Thailand?!
Alexis: I told you that I was on spring break. Everyone can just calm down because Aroon was a lovely gentleman until he ran out of money.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Hey. Have we decided?
Moira: Just coffee, please.
Johnny: Uh, Twyla, do you get along with your parents?
Twyla: I did. It's a little different now. My mom has this thing where half the time she thinks I'm her cousin Angela. And it's getting harder and harder to coordinate visitation times with my dad in prison.
Johnny: I'm sorry I asked.
Twyla: Oh, that's okay! I'll get you your coffees.
Quote from Ronnie
Ronnie: Here's your garbage stick. You use it to pick up garbage. And here-
Alexis: Oh no, I'm fine. Thank you, that's very sweet.
Ronnie: This isn't "Say Yes to the Dress", princess. Orange is the new orange.