Roland Quote #5
Quote from Roland in Our Cup Runneth Over
Johnny: Well Roland, once again, thank you for giving us the lay of the land here, but we have some serious unpacking to do.
Roland: Oh, sure!
Johnny: If you don't mind.
Roland: No problem there, Johnny, I don't mind helpin' out.
Roland: Listen, one thing before I go here, um... Do you mind if I use your toilet?
Moira: Is it absolutely necessary?
Roland: Uh, yeah, I would say it's absolutely necessary! Excuse me. Absolutely necessary. Yes, that train has left the station, if you know what I mean!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Our Cup Runneth Over’ Quotes
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Hi, I'm Twyla. I'll be your waitress today. Anyway, I read about you guys, and everything you've gone through, it sounds super crappy.
Johnny: Super crappy?
Twyla: I had a second cousin in Elmdale who did telemarketing, he made a ton of money. It turns out his entire business was illegal, and he lost everything.
Johnny: Hm. Not quite the same.
Twyla: Yeah, no, he went to prison, which is terrible, but... But he is learning Spanish, "No mas, le duele!" I think it means, "Stop, it hurts."
Moira: Oh, wonderful anecdote. Could you give us a moment please?
Quote from Johnny
Lawyer: You bought a small town in 1991, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, I bought that as a joke for my son.
David: Wait, you actually purchased that town?
Johnny: Yes, I purchased the town. How else could I get the deed?
Alexis: You could've photoshopped the deed.
David: And saved the money.
Johnny: Why would I Photoshop a deed? The joke was owning the town.
David: Okay, stop.
Johnny: That was the joke!
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: Can I help you?
David: I'm looking for an extra towel. And this might be a stupid question, considering the state of the rugs in our room, but do you have a business center here?
Stevie: Yes, we do have a business center. You can find it right outside the doors to your left, right beside the Hammam spa. Would you like me to book you a treatment while you're at it?
David: Thank you, no, just the towel, thanks.
Stevie: I'll get those right out.